if only

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If only there were verifiable truths we would have stopped seeking answers to life’s biggest questions centuries ago.

Newton saw the apple drop and called it gravity.

Johnny saw the apple fall and said “This is what the world needs”.

Einstein saw two apples drop and discovered the theory of relativity.

The worm saw the apple before it dropped and nibbled till it dropped from exhaustion.

See what I mean? I hope that clears everything up.

Oh yes, and then there were these two guys, Wozniak and Jobs.

I guess that about wraps it up for today.

 

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